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March 18 at 10:37AM
I'm starting to have mixed feelings about the anti-health-care-reform movement. On the one hand, if the Teabaggers are right, the health care bill will tear apart the very fabric of our freedom, throwing able-bodied citizens into forced labor camps and euthanizing everyone over 40. On the other hand, I've always wondered what soylent green tastes like.
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March 17 at 10:03AM
On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart reported on a recently uncovered gay prostitution ring at The Vatican and allegations that Pope Benedict XVI covered up a molesting priest in Germany. Just when you start thinking the US Congress is the world's biggest den of closeted homosexuality and sexual abuse, the Catholic Church chimes in to remind us that they're The Yankees to Congress's Bad News Bears.
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March 16 at 10:22AM
On last night's Daily Show, to explain Congress's endless cycle of hypocrisy, Wyatt Cenac brought out Mick Foley, who demonstrated that Washington politicians are really no different from pro wrestlers. Now, that might be true to a degree, but I don't know if it's an entirely fair comparison. After all, who would you rather have babysit your kids, Triple H or Joe Lieberman? Also, wrestlers know how to use makeup in moderation.
Mick Foley's last appearance on the show can be found below.
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March 15 at 12:02PM
As you may have heard, Texas — in its infinite folksiness — has decided that it's had enough with east coast, liberal, egg head concepts like objectivity in education, real life, and not just doing whatever the fuck they want. So, its state Board of Education decided to go ahead and re-write history to de-emphasize communists like Thomas Jefferson, and super-emphasize patriots like Newt Gingrich.
In celebration, we've decided to unload our collection of the best Daily Show messin' with Texas moments into this here ceiling while jumpin' around from leg to leg and yelpin' "Yeeehaaaw!" at the top of our lungs, as is our understanding of Texas culture that we have accurately gleaned from cartoons…
August 17, 2004: Don't Mess With Don't Mess With Texas
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March 12 at 11:25AM
On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart reported on President Obama's last ditch efforts to pass health care reform and Fox News's coverage of a liberal health care protest. I honestly didn't even know there were liberal health care protesters. I hope they at least came up with a better name than Tea-Baggers. You know, like Queef-Poopers or something.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.
March 11 at 10:41AM
Don't you hate it when you sit down with a guy who you think is all set to blow the lid off one of the most corrupt political organizations in modern history, and then it turns out he just wants to blow?
The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.
Stephen Colbert probes this important issue after the jump…
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