Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

This post is kind of disgusting me as I write it, but I have faith that somehow I'll be able to soldier through.

So, here's the deal: Last week, we put up a post called "If Tila Tequila Runs for Office in 2010, Blame Barack Obama," which, really, had nothing at all to do with Tila Tequila other than a mention in the headline and a picture of her looking slightly less skanky than normal.

The post did really well due to a bizarre glitch in Google News which attributed the picture we used to a bunch of completely non-Tila-Tequila-related articles. So, we did a follow-up post and, as a joke, tagged it as "Tila Tequila Nude Naked."

As it turns out, a lot of people like looking at pictures of Tila Tequila nude and/or naked, because — as of the time of this posting — that tag is the 11th ranked link in Google searches for Tila Tequila nude and 21st for Tila Tequila naked.

We, at Indecision 2008, are just simple people with simple hopes and dreams. We long for a world without hunger or violence. We yearn for country free of corruption and intolerance. And we totally fucking want to get on Google's front page for pictures of Tila Tequila's vajayjay!

Our parents told us after our high school graduations that we would never amount to anything, and this is our chance to prove them wrong.

So, if you're a regular Indy '08 reader and you have a blog, we would be amazingly grateful if you'd hyperlink either "Tila Tequila nude" or "Tila Tequila naked" to http://blog.indecisionforever.com/tag/tila-tequila-nude-naked/.

Did we mention that we're dying of an inoperable disease?

(Cough)

Excuse me, but now I need to take a shower.

On Tuesday, we post a post positing: "If Tila Tequila Runs for Office in 2010, Blame Barack Obama" and, because we're douchebags, we decided to run a picture of Tila Tequila alongside it, even though the story actually had nothing to do with Tila Tequila.

(Supposedly, if you use the phrase "Tila Tequila" a bunch in a post, your traffic goes up, especially if you accompany it with the words "naked," "hot lesbian three-way" or "farmer's cheese.")

The post was actually about Rep. John Lewis, but nobody really gives enough of a shit about him to take his picture, so no other news sources had a picture to accompany their boring stories about the boring person. So, Google News aggregated the one source that did have a picture accompanying the story.

I think our moment of fame is past, but you can click here to see a screenshot.

Mark my words: In a couple years, this will all seem incredibly prescient.