Election Day

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No Fair Health Care

This former McCain campaign advisor on health care is going to loose his coverage. No, seriously.

Christie v. Python

Find out how to tell copyright infringement from quite a far way away by examining Rep. Chris Christie's campaign ad.

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November 6 at 11:15AM

Michele Bachmann Turns Teabaggers into Guy-Fawkers

I'm starting to feel sorry for the grass-roots conservatives. They keep getting saddled with embarrassing names. First they were Teabaggers, now they're Guy Fawkers. Everyone's so busy laughing at the ridiculous monikers, they're not taking the time to actually listen to what the protesters have to say and laugh at that. $(document).ready(function(){ MTVNPlayerPreload.attachToWrappers("embedWrapper",300,400); }); The Colbert Report airs Monday...
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November 6 at 9:22AM

Jon Stewart's Pitch-Perfect Glenn Beck Impression

When I heard Glenn Beck had appendicitis, I thought there were only a few reasonable culprits. A vengeful God certainly came to mind. It could have also been the last dying act of the tattered remnants of Beck's conscience. But what if it's bigger than that? What if it's bigger than all of us? Fortunately,...
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November 5 at 1:29PM

Colbert: John McCain Is Now President of New Jersey and Virginia

In light of Tuesday's elections, one thing is abundantly clear: If you want your boring local election to gain unwarranted national weight and prominence, hold it in an off year. Better yet, don't even hold it in November. Move your deputy county comptroller election to April 2011, and watch it become a bellwether referendum on...
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November 5 at 10:21AM

Jon Stewart Interviews Al Gore: Extended & Uncensored

Al Gore was all over the TV last night. The dude was just impossible to avoid. He sat down with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show, he debated the economic effects of climate change with Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report, and, perhaps most notably, he could be seen on Fox's broadcast of The World...
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November 4 at 11:37AM

Andrew Sullivan Explains Barack Obama's Achievements to Stephen Colbert

Last night, blogger and beard aficionado Andrew Sullivan made his fourth appearance on The Colbert Report to make the case that President Obama has accomplished quite a lot in his first year in office. I guess he makes some valid points, but for all we know, he's also part of the Communist Nazi Jihadist conspiracy....
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November 4 at 9:54AM

Jon Stewart: Is Our Dick Going Soft?

Say what you will about Dick Cheney (He's a fascist! He scared away all the unicorns! He has Hitler's mustache where his heart should be!), but you have to hand it to him for sticking with the name Dick. He knows it's perhaps the most common euphemism for a penis, and he knows there are...
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