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May 18 at 5:20PM

Barack Obama Was Responsible for 9/11

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

If you think about it for five seconds it makes perfect sense. You know in your heart that it's true.

But if you're gonna be a dick about it, if you're really, really all hung up on seeing actual proof, well, I guess you click after the jump…

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March 10 at 2:30PM

Somebody's Trying to Hide Incredibly Well Known Pseudo-Scandals About Barack Obama from Wikipedia

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Uh oh. Looks like Chairman Obama has been siccing his Ministry of Information agents on Wikipedia to scrub his page clean of all the important, completely-not-conspiratory information about him…

The brewing scandal was first reported by WorldNetDaily reporter Aaron Klein, who noticed that edits adding references to [William] Ayers and [Jeremiah] Wright, among other things, were quickly being undone by Wikipedia volunteers.

Klein found it particularly alarming that a Wikipedia user called "Jerusalem21" was recently hit with a three-day wiki-suspension after twice posting the neutral and encyclopedic fact that there are "some doubts about whether Obama was born in the U.S. "

That was Sunday. Fox picked up Klein's explosive scoop today, noting in the first paragraph that — in contrast to Obama's entry — the Wikipedia "pages for Ayers and Wright are heavily peppered with references to the president."

What?! You mean the Wiki pages for Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright — two men who are talked about today solely because of their relationships with Barack Obama — mention their relationships with Barack Obama. But the page about Barack Obama doesn't mention them?

What can they possibly write about on his page if not about Jeremiah Wright or William Ayers? Has he done anything else of importance besides know them?

Well, I mean, besides the presidency thing.

August 11 at 2:25PM

John McCain's Georgia Speech May Not Meet Wikipedia's Quality Standards

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

According to one Wikipedia "editor" (otherwise known as anybody with an Internet connection), John McCain — the senior United States Senator from Arizona and presumptive Republican Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2008 election — may have stolen large chunks of his speech on the current conflict between Russia and Georgia directly from an article Georgia on Wikipedia, a free,[5] multilingual, open content encyclopedia project operated by the United States-based non-profit Wikimedia Foundation.

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May 19 at 5:22PM

DNC Launches McCain Wiki "mccainpedia"

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

As we all know, the wikipedia is the world's greatest informational resource because anyone can add any information they want. Well, who better to tell us all the truth about Democratic rival John McCain than Democrats?

That seems to be the theory behind the Democratic National Committee's new site www.mccainpedia.org in which Democrats can tell us all about John McCain. I guess they are noticing how well it worked when Hillary opponents decided to edit her page:

How can this go wrong? Perhaps Stephen Colbert can better explain.

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