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The Daily Show Correspondents on Riding Animals to Work

Dennis DiClaudio — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:17:13 +0000

Now, one might think that asking people what animal they'd like to ride work would be a silly thing to do, but, as I think you'll discover from watching this video it's anything but. It seems goofy and idiotic in theory, but in practice it just works…

The Daily Show Correspondents on Workplace Romance

Matt Tobey — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:38:44 +0000

From The CC Insider…

I work by myself at home, so you'd probably assume there wouldn't be much in the way of workplace romances going on around here. And you'd be right, though my coffee cup told me yesterday that he heard my microwave hooked up with my ottoman, but you didn't hear that from me. Meanwhile, it sounds like there's plenty of action going on around the Daily Show offices.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Exclusive: The Daily Show Correspondents and The Truth About Lying

Dennis DiClaudio — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:56:13 +0000

I could go into a whole thing about what this exclusive clip is really all about, but, c'mon, would you even believe me?

Exclusive: The Daily Show Correspondents and Their Childhood Dreams

Dennis DiClaudio — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:12:45 +0000

Earlier today, President Obama implored our nation's children to work hard in school so that they might one day be able to realize their dreams. That's kinda nice, huh?

Too bad he wasn't around to help inspire the Daily Show correspondents. Maybe they would have been able to do something with their lives and maybe get on television or something…

The Daily Show Takes on Gun-Toting Obama Protesters

Matt Tobey — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:05:53 +0000

Now that it's clear the armed protesters outside President Obama's health care town hall meetings are trying to outdo each other, it's kind of fun trying to guess how the ante will be upped next. Will someone bring a bazooka? Maybe they'll roll up in a tank. Personally, I'm crossing my fingers for one of those slingshots that's big enough to shoot the Earth into the Sun.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac Simulate the White House Beer Summit

Dennis DiClaudio — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:19:43 +0000

So, yesterday, Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates and police officer James Crowley sat down to hash out their differences at the White House. With hilarious results!

Since there is no way known to science to be able to know exactly what happens when a white man and a black man sit down to share a beer, this simulation from The Daily Show may be our closest window into this historically unteachable teachable moment…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Which Foreign Daily Show Correspondent Has the Worst Health Care?

TheInDecider — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:40:55 +0000

Samantha Bee (citizen of Canadianstan) and John Oliver (citizen of Good Britain) fight over which of their home nation's podunk socialized health care systems is the best at being the worst…

I suppose that if you had to have your testicles surgically moved around onto your back, it would be nice to not have the bills to pay afterward.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Colbert Declares Himself Governor of South Carolina

Matt Tobey — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:32:33 +0000

What did you have in your office's Where the Fuck Is Mark Sanford pool? I had "Getting a back-alley sex-change in Des Moines." Really thought I had a shot too. Better luck next time, I guess. Anyway, congrats to everyone who had money on "Pulling a classic Appalachia/Argentina Whoopsy-Daisy," though don't be surprised if you have to split your winnings with those who had "Transporting endangered species in his rectum" before this all shakes out.

After the jump, The Daily Show's coverage of the Sanford story.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

The Daily Show Correspondents Attempt to Unravel Question Even More Confusing Than the Economy

TheInDecider — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:19:03 +0000

And you thought how economy works was hard to figure out. Trying wading through the clauses in this question…

North Korea's Nuclear History via The Daily Show

TheInDecider — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:24:33 +0000

As the world prepares to be destroyed at the whim of a ego-maniacal, platform-shoe-wearing living deity who may or may not be in his last throes, let's take a look at how we got here with The Daily Show…

North Korea vs. Iraq

Kim Jong-il

License to Il

Nuclear Reactions

Il or No Il

Bad Korea Move