Swing State Seminar
14 Video ClipsSwing State Seminar - Missouri
Missouri's biggest import? Whisky. Its biggest export? Sadness.
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Swing State Seminar - Virginia
In Virginia, Colonial Williamsburg was voted "Best Place to Leave Grandpa." (00:01:32)
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Swing State Seminar - North Dakota
"Dakota" is a Sioux word meaning "friend." "North" means "to steal the land of your." (00:01:41)
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Swing State Seminar - New Mexico
New Mexico proved conclusively in 1978 that diarrhea is terrible on both sides of the border. (2:09)
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Swing State Seminar - Montana
Two out to three Montanans are in a militia; one out of three Montanans live in dire fear of their militiamen neighbors. (1:58)
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Swing State Seminar - Missouri
Missouri's biggest import? Whisky. Its biggest export? Sadness. (1:54)
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Swing State Seminar - Minnesota
In Minnesota, the Mall of America has packs of wild teenagers that are fed by shopkeepers. (1:27)
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Swing State Seminar - Indiana
Indiana's state animal and fruit and way to enjoy nature: John Cougar Mellencamp (2:08)
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Swing State Seminar - Nevada
Nevada has the highest percentage of buffets in the country, invented by famed Nevadan, Warren Buffett. (2:03)
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Swing State Seminar - North Carolina
In North Carolina, smoking is a mandatory class for all second graders. (2:02)
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Swing State Seminar - West Virginia
West Virginians are divided into two groups: Peterbilt and John Deere. (1:42)
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Swing State Seminar - Colorado
Colorado is the highest state in the country, due to mountains. Also, marijuana. (1:33)
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Swing State Seminar - Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania's state motto: If it isn't Philly or Pittsburgh, just keep driving and do not stop. (1:54)
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Swing State Seminar - Ohio
Ohio, a critical swing state, is home to the world's largest ball of ennui. (1:15)
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Swing State Seminar - Florida
In Florida, 7893 gallons of daiquiris a day are consumed at Florida State alone. (1:34)
